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The Funny Bits
Please enjoy these Valentine’s cards courtesy of The Iron Warrior.
- To feel sappy: Dear John
- To take your mind off Valentine’s Day: John Wick
- Cheesy movie: The Kissing Booth
- Horror movie: Cats
- Underrated: Portrait of a Lady on Fire
Theme: Valentine’s Day
|1: US Tax Organization|
|9: Reddit has made this very volatile as of late|
|12: Dairy milk alternative|
|13: This tea high in vitamin C|
|14: Slang for a really close friend – by xxxtentacion|
|15: Silent language|
|16: Rom-com starring Kumail Nanjiani|
|19: Money made|
|22: Winter precipitation|
|23: UW is beyond these|
|24: Group, used commonly in baking|
|28: To feel rejoice|
|29: Economist known for “An Essay on the Principle of Population”|
|31: Prefix for British Boats|
|33: Beatles song, B-side of “And I Love Her”|
|34: UW research group founded in 1971 by Dr. Fritz|
|35: Organization representing Toronto Lawyers|
|39: Answer to AITA, negative|
|40: Not a certain kind of butterfly|
|42: 1946 film starring Alan Ladd|
|43: Sweet this for an enemy|
|44: Love organ|
|48: Alternative to a trick|
|49: To bring out|
|50: Former name of Thailand|
|53: Can be read|
|56: February 14th day|
|60: Human reincarnation of Kid Buu from Dragon Ball, alternate spelling|
|61: Merged with NFL in 1970|
|62: Tennis tournaments|
|65: Capital of Yemen|
|66: Lock and __|
|1: River from Eiskarlspitze to the Danube|
|2: Valentine’s Day flowers|
|3: 2020 romance film starring Tessa Thompson|
|6: ___ to Joy|
|7: Gestures to bend head into the crook of the elbow|
|8: Screenwriter __ Cardillo of “Isn’t It Romantic”|
|9: video input|
|10: See 17 down, but in Lord of the Rings|
|11: Large round curved pan|
|17: Medieval creature|
|18: An auxiliary arm of the South African Defense Force from 1977 to 1989|
|20: Organization offering free courses created by Harvard and MIT|
|21: Band of the krautrock movement|
|25: Romance movie starring Rach McAdams|
|26: Unusual social groups with unusual beliefs|
|27: Type of steel with carbon content between 0.05% and 0.25%|
|29: Not max|
|30: Polynesian aitu, AKA Tokelau|
|31: Love shape|
|32: Reluctant spender|
|35: Hero of the beloved Belgian comic|
|36: To be delayed|
|44: 2004 song by My Chemical Romance|
|45: Formerly Vodena, a Greek city|
|46: Month after Jul.|
|47: Timeshare company|
|51: French IT company|
|52: Sponsor of the Annual Midwest Book Awards|
|55: Online store|
|56: Large vehicle, called mini|
|57: Naval prefix meaning near the stern|
|58: Commune in Southern France in Pyrenees-Orientales department|
|59: The ability to be able to control one’s aura from Hunter X Hunter|
Answers to Crossword from Distractions Vol. VI
Check it out at: http://iwarrior.uwaterloo.ca/2021/02/01/50006/distractions-issue-vol-vi/
Horoscopes – Valentine’s Edition
Aquarius (January 20 – February 19)
Someone who you’ve been interested in will slide into your dms, but you’ll be so busy watching Netflix, you won’t notice.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Sorry. You’re going to have a boring year this year. Cue the rom-com marathon!
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Great success in the romantic sphere awaits you. It’s okay. Someone will start to love the way you chew with your mouth open.
Taurus (April 21 – May 20)
You left the oven on after baking your Valentine’s Day goodies. Turn that off before you start a fire.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Swipe right on the first person you see today. It’ll be the best decision of the year.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Swipe left on the first person you see today. It’ll be the best decision of the year.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Your Aphrodite match will be the love of your life. Well, at least for the first month. Then, you’ll change your mind.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
The Office. S5: E18 18:16-18:18
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Get the booze. It’s going to be a rough one.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 22)
Don’t eat the chocolate strawberries.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Eat the chocolate strawberries.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Under no circumstances should you buy roses today.
Editor – Ratan Varghese, Kirsten Ehlers
Writers – Kirsten Ehlers, Rabiya Majeed, Michelle Watson
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