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Please enjoy these Valentine’s cards courtesy of The Iron Warrior.
- To feel sappy: Dear John
- To take your mind off Valentine’s Day: John Wick
- Cheesy movie: The Kissing Booth
- Horror movie: Cats
- Underrated: Portrait of a Lady on Fire
|1: US Tax Organization|
|9: Reddit has made this very volatile as of late|
|12: Dairy milk alternative|
|13: This tea high in vitamin C|
|14: Slang for a really close friend – by xxxtentacion|
|15: Silent language|
|16: Rom-com starring Kumail Nanjiani|
|19: Money made|
|22: Winter precipitation|
|23: UW is beyond these|
|24: Group, used commonly in baking|
|28: To feel rejoice|
|29: Economist known for “An Essay on the Principle of Population”|
|31: Prefix for British Boats|
|33: Beatles song, B-side of “And I Love Her”|
|34: UW research group founded in 1971 by Dr. Fritz|
|35: Organization representing Toronto Lawyers|
|39: Answer to AITA, negative|
|40: Not a certain kind of butterfly|
|42: 1946 film starring Alan Ladd|
|43: Sweet this for an enemy|
|44: Love organ|
|48: Alternative to a trick|
|49: To bring out|
|50: Former name of Thailand|
|53: Can be read|
|56: February 14th day|
|60: Human reincarnation of Kid Buu from Dragon Ball, alternate spelling|
|61: Merged with NFL in 1970|
|62: Tennis tournaments|
|65: Capital of Yemen|
|66: Lock and __|
|1: River from Eiskarlspitze to the Danube|
|2: Valentine’s Day flowers|
|3: 2020 romance film starring Tessa Thompson|
|6: ___ to Joy|
|7: Gestures to bend head into the crook of the elbow|
|8: Screenwriter __ Cardillo of “Isn’t It Romantic”|
|9: video input|
|10: See 17 down, but in Lord of the Rings|
|11: Large round curved pan|
|17: Medieval creature|
|18: An auxiliary arm of the South African Defense Force from 1977 to 1989|
|20: Organization offering free courses created by Harvard and MIT|
|21: Band of the krautrock movement|
|25: Romance movie starring Rach McAdams|
|26: Unusual social groups with unusual beliefs|
|27: Type of steel with carbon content between 0.05% and 0.25%|
|29: Not max|
|30: Polynesian aitu, AKA Tokelau|
|31: Love shape|
|32: Reluctant spender|
|35: Hero of the beloved Belgian comic|
|36: To be delayed|
|44: 2004 song by My Chemical Romance|
|45: Formerly Vodena, a Greek city|
|46: Month after Jul.|
|47: Timeshare company|
|51: French IT company|
|52: Sponsor of the Annual Midwest Book Awards|
|55: Online store|
|56: Large vehicle, called mini|
|57: Naval prefix meaning near the stern|
|58: Commune in Southern France in Pyrenees-Orientales department|
|59: The ability to be able to control one’s aura from Hunter X Hunter|
Someone who you’ve been interested in will slide into your dms, but you’ll be so busy watching Netflix, you won’t notice.
Sorry. You’re going to have a boring year this year. Cue the rom-com marathon!
Great success in the romantic sphere awaits you. It’s okay. Someone will start to love the way you chew with your mouth open.
You left the oven on after baking your Valentine’s Day goodies. Turn that off before you start a fire.
Swipe right on the first person you see today. It’ll be the best decision of the year.
Swipe left on the first person you see today. It’ll be the best decision of the year.
Your Aphrodite match will be the love of your life. Well, at least for the first month. Then, you’ll change your mind.
The Office. S5: E18 18:16-18:18
Get the booze. It’s going to be a rough one.
Don’t eat the chocolate strawberries.
Eat the chocolate strawberries.
Under no circumstances should you buy roses today.
Editor – Ratan Varghese, Kirsten Ehlers
Writers – Kirsten Ehlers, Rabiya Majeed, Michelle Watson