Humour, Tin Soldier

title: Tin Soldier Editorial

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your_id_number: 20XX

proposal identifier: IW_F15_I5_02Dec2015

title: Tin Soldier Editorial

presentation:

strength:

1: Pretty pictures are nice. Did you see that snake on the front page? Beautiful.

2: All our staff look clean and smell nice and sometimes show up to meetings.

3: Particular effort put into laying out absolutely perfectly symmetric squares in a 2×2 grid.

4: We actually talk about decently relevant articles kinda yeah? We aren’t completely isolated from the world happening around us yay.

5: -2 weak

weakness:

1: We need even MORE pretty pictures. Especially of Ting and cute lil pythons.

2: Attractiveness does not compensate for lack of staff members and EIC loneliness.

3: No perfect 2×2 grid was ever actually achieved despite excessive efforts.

4: Not enough attention was given to writing your actual damn content Paradigm jfc.

5: Insufficient Super Smash Bros. references despite crippling addiction.

6:  Not enough click bait articles we need the EZ$$. Become one with the Buzzfeed — the Imprint hates her!

rating: git gud

project:

strength:

1: Staff writers, editors, etc, all fantastically wonderful people who only bail on me sometimes

2: Cmon guys its Fridayyyyyy

3: Sufficient irrelevant tangents during meetings

4: No ION construction in IW office

5: Peaches are pretty tasty

weakness:

1: Peaches are not in season

2: Horridly depressing articles. Why do so many bad things happen all the time

3: Where the hell did all the yung nanos go

3.1: Where the hell did my year of nanos go

3.2: Where the hell did Nachi go

3.3: What is happening to all the nanos

3.4: Where the hell did everyone else go stop graduating

4: WHERE THE FLIPPING DUCK ARE THE PAPERS

4.1: SERIOUSLY WHO STOLE THE PAPERS THOSE ARE RLY IMPORTANT

5: I hate assignments. They’re long and… difficult and time consuming… and they always get done at the last minute. Not like here. Here everything… is also done at the last minute… and smooth.

proposal rating: spaghetti

likelihood design team can deliver: I did my best

budget:

budget review: -2 weak

budget justification: where are the colour ads :<

budget rating: -2 weak

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