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Prof Quotes

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Once you are stuck in a job, you’ll quickly realize which courses in all your years of undergrad you should have stayed awake in. – D. Nairn, ECE 444

You’re engineers-you’re supposed to be exciting! It’s doctors that are boring, because no one wants an overexcited doctor. – Jervis, 322

‘You can hire some comp sci monkey who will wit down with a bunch of jolt cola and chocolate bars and he’ll write your code for you. That’s why you don’t wanna be in comp sci, too much jolt cola’ – Jervis, 322

‘I can give out 25 100’s or 25 10’s in this course. The dean would be suspicious either way, but I personally don’t care’ – Jervis

‘By the end of it, Newton was a raving lunatic who wet himself. But he’s a really cool guy who you owe so much to!’ – Jervis

‘It is physically impossible for you to get less than a B in this course. Unless you’ve had a lobotomy’ – phil 226

XXX is what you write on a card to your friends – Penlidis, ChE 325

“Bang, bang, bang, all day long” -Prof. D. Weckman

“Cmin (Proffessor laughs)” Guest Lecturer, CIVE 497

I don’t drink before teaching; this isn’t an english course! – Jervis, 322

“When I did my undergraduate at U of T, there was this high school down the street called Ryerson.” – D. Nairn, ECE 444

” If you are me, you will find yourself drunk coming up to answers to problems” Julie Vale ECE290

“Google’s slickwater.’ It’s not going to be some weird sex thing” – Dusualte, EARTH 437

“What’s ninety degrees between friends?” – Dusaulte, EARTH 437

“Sometimes I speak and my brain does something else” – Miller, ECE 380

“There are less oriental students in your class than I am used to seeing” – Vale, ECE 290

“Play nicely. Be fair. And don’t be a dick” – Vale, ECE 290

“Whistle blowing is tateltailing when you are tateltailing about something really really important” Vale-ECE290

“And then you guys will box or  underline this answer twice and be proud, but it will raise my blood pressure when I am marking your exams” – Sedra, ece332

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