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NEAC Letter to the Editor

Note: This article is hosted here for archival purposes only. It does not necessarily represent the values of the Iron Warrior or Waterloo Engineering Society in the present day.

Dear IW,

While we found the presentation regarding a mini-tool very cute and all, we don’t think that another tool is the best option as a second mascot. I mean… two tools… that’s just ridiculous. We think an Engineering Ln would be much more representative of our student body. It shows that we are a well rounded group of individuals who not only want to change the world for the better, but also care about the environment and green-space. Plus, the Tool needs somewhere to lie when it’s getting a tan!

“But won’t people get confused between the Math Log and the Engineering Ln” you ask? Well don’t worry, we’ve taken care of that. We have kindly released the Math Log from its chained cell on the MC 3rd floor. It is now roaming free across campus looking for a new home.

Wondering what the Engineering Ln would look like? The old resting place of the Math Log might be a good place to start looking. But mathies be warned, should you attempt to steal our new engineering mascot, there will undoubtedly be repercussions. You have been warned.

Engineering Ln >> Math Log, ∀ Time

Love,

NEAC

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