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Fire Retardant Fire Sale

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NO! NO! NO! NO! I’ve made it to four exec reports. Now the world is really screwed. Hope everyone had a great hell week, and now were all ready for the next half of term! Some updates about magical things happening in the finances! Let’s start with MAGIC MONEYS! Donations are in our meeting TONIGHT!!!!! So make sure if you are presenting please come out, if you don’t present you will have a lower chance of getting your money!

More news! Asbestos going away starting November 15th!!! However, this means that we will need to close CPH Foyer, which includes Novelties. BUT we will have a fire retardant fire sale (asbestos is a fire retardant!) next Wednesday. YAY!!! Come for low, low, low, low, fire retardant fire sale prices. I guarantee that you will like these prices. Also, after the sale, Novelties operations will be moving to the back of the Orifice. So if you miss the sale, you can still get great items all through November! Also WE GOT NEW STOCK IN NOVELTIES!!! SWEATERS, SWEATPANTS, GOLF SHIRTS, AND FUN GALORE, so come take a look!

So since I have nothing else to say, it is story time! The other day, Marc was sitting beside Leah, and she decided to put whole cupcake in her mouth. And guess what, SHE DID IT FLAWLESSLY!!!!!! Also, beside me was Liz, she was trying to encourage Leah on in this entire endeavour. Leah was doing this while writing her exec report too. CRAZINESS!

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