Good afternoon sexy readers!
By now, you’re well into the swing of the term with your midterms being over and the hot weather becoming all prevalent-like. I hope you all had a great long weekend and a happy Canadian Birthday and that, as my good friend DJ Mumbles says, “the party didn’t stop until you got hit with a mongoose”. I know I celebrated with some red and white goodness that may or may not have involved cake.
Now my sexy readership, if you’re like me, you can’t keep yourself from thinking the same thing mankind has been wondering for thousands of years: What’s the best way to make money without doing anything illegal? Since there is clearly no answer ever to be forthcoming upon such a subject, we’ll have to divert ourselves with something new from the Chad Sexington Mail Bag!
It’s been quite a while since I’ve answered emails from you, and for that I apologize, life has been filled with too many delights to spend time reading hundreds of emails. As always, you can reach me at questions4chad@gmail.com
Anonymous writes: “Dear Chad, if you were faced with the decision between having to fight a bear, or having to write an essay on politics, which would you choose?”
Really the answer depends on whether the bear is a liberal or a conservative bear. Either way, I would probably go with the bear. A good swift hit in the jibs is really all it takes to put down a bear (or an angry politician).
Mr. Smiley asks: “Chad, what is your solution to the BP oil spill in the gulf of Mexico?”
Genetically modified beavers. Think about it.
PRSDNT1 wonders: “Have you seen my keys?”
Yes, I have. In fact, the last time I saw them they were in your hand and they still are. On that note, if you’re the kind of person who loses their keys a lot, a wallet chain for your keys can work really well as long as you remember to attach it. Also, check the freezer.
SeriousSam asks: “How many hats do you have?”
The answer to this question depends on what you consider a hat. Is a toque a hat? Why yes, it is! Is a visor a hat? No, it isn’t. A well dressed man recognizes that there are chapeaus for each type of occasion, but at last count I had 26. It’s important to remember that baseball caps aren’t appropriate at Oktoberfest, and that fedoras aren’t going to go well at the beach!
Hot Lady 23 wonders: “How do you beat the summer heat?”
With a heavy club. But seriously, for a heavily bearded lumberjack of sorts it can be quite trying. Freezing a pair of jeans can help, plenty of shade, a good hat, and a cold brew are the trademarks of a hot man, but also turning thyself from a lumberjack into more of a slumberjack with a mid-day siesta is a great way to beat the heat.
Well that knocks down the stack of letters somewhat, but if you ever need the Chad to answer a question, you know what to do. I promise I won’t wait so long next time to answer your questions. Keep up with your schoolin’ folks.
Until Next Time,
Stay Sexy.
Love Chad
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