Humour

Prof Quotes

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“My fantasy life: teach macroeconomics to farm boys in China. I would set off a riot…” – Smith, Econ 102

“Give up your female companion because she couldn’t cook to save her soul… I’ve had bad experiences…” – Smith, Econ 102

“This has nothing to do with the lecture, but who cares” – Frape, Earth 232

“On Monday I will see the ugliest man on the planet…he has been dead for years though” – Frape, Earth 232

“It’s embarrassing because I’m fat, but it’s okay because they are uglier than me” – Frape, Earth 232

“In engineering, we don’t really care about that because we don’t invent differential equations for fun like the math people.” -Collins, ME 250

*Laser pointer isn’t working well*” It looks like I’m going to have to double hand this one.”-Thom, ME 220

“It’s kind of a hard concept to explain…but I guess that’s my job, so…”-Thom, ME 220

“R-12, which is illegal, although you could probably get it in Cuba”-Collins, ME 250

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