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How to Create Fake Abs

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Show off your chiselled body to your friends and family without even trying!  You don’t even need a proper diet to do this.  All you need is a permanent marker, a mirror and some time.  First, you need to start a few days in advance of showing off.  Stand in front of your mirror showing where your abs will be, and draw lines with a permanent marker using the guideline picture. Make sure you follow the black lines.  You can also add pecs too, if you want to make it more realistic, because the two go together. Try not to make any mistakes, it will ruin the way your abs look.  Because I said everyone is different, you can customize the way your abs look too! Once you’re done wash off a bit of the permanent marker so it is slightly faded and your abs and pecs look more realistic. Now you’re done!  Go out and show off your amazing body!

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