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“If you look in lower-level math textbooks, for example a textbook for business students…”  -Prof. Harmsworth, MATH 119
“If you want a grow-op in your basement and don’t want to be noticed, use only red and blue lights.” Kyle Daun, ME353
“I still remember the time I got my first coke in university.” Larry Smith, ECON102
“Please don’t tell me that assignment 5 is the most interesting thing in your life, and if it is, get a life” – M. Fowler, CHE 331
“Prof (writes): “Indicates whore in memory the block came from”
Student: “Sir, you might want to fix your ‘e’ there.”
Prof: “Oh, where? Oh, dirty bits.” –
Professor Andrew Morton, ECE 222

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