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What Should The Candidates Do To Win The EngSoc Election?

Note: This article is hosted here for archival purposes only. It does not necessarily represent the values of the Iron Warrior or Waterloo Engineering Society in the present day.

“Identify the needs of the students and express it” – Jorge Quan, 4B Electrical

“I don’t know a single one of them” – Ian Jessop, 3B Chemical

“They should juggle with their hands and feet while doing a head stand” – Cat Hay, 4B Systems Design

“That’s harder than the question on my assignment” – Adam Hammoud, 3A Civil

“Cheat! Backstab! Skull duggery!” – Stuart Pearson, 3A Civil

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