Tipsy

Samridhi Sharma - 4A Chemical
Posted on: November 27, 2019

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“Now, you cover the glass with one hand and swirl the glass around. Before you taste the wine, let the flavours overcome you. Take a sniff quickly. Don’t let the scent particles escape. Cover the glass back as soon as you open it. Mmm. Isn’t that nice. Do you smell how bold this beautiful red is? Do you get a hint of oak? I think I smell raspberries. Swirl the glass around again. Take another sniff. Tell me what you smell.”

“Chestnuts.”

“Blueberry!”

“Is that… Strawberry?”

“Yes, there are no wrong answers! You are all doing so good. Now take a quick sip. Oh! The body! It’s sweet, like port. But delicious. I think I taste those complex flavours, definitely berries! Wow! What do you think? Shout out your answers!”

“Bro. It’s KoolAid.”

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