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Adios pplz - I'm done with this shit
Posted on: July 16, 2016

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In the interest of continuous improvement, EngSoc is always looking for new places to restructure parts of the organization. With a new executive structure, and an attempt to restructure council, it was time to look at bigger changes. The executive have decided that it would be a lot more efficient to split Engsoc into 5 pieces each run by one of the executive. Since the executive obviously know best, they would have complete control over their EngSoc. Council would be disbanded and replaced with a puppy committee. The puppy committee will be responsible for taking care of 25 puppies. These puppies will live in POETS and the puppy committee will walk them and make sure that they are super loved. The third major change is that Mary Bland will assume the role of Queen of EngSoc. To appreciate Queen Mary, EngSoc will be creating a national holiday on May 17th called Mary Appreciation Day. Mary Appreciation Day will be a day full of celebrating, decorations, and all of engineering will sing happy birthday to Mary. Any questions regarding these changes can be directed to the finding changes committee.