Humour

Prof Quotes

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“If Math was a fetus and Engineering was a mother, DE’s would be an umbilical cord.”

E. Dupont, Math 218

“I hate computers.”

Bill Bishop, ???

“In fact computers are perfectly not racist, though they are subject to race conditions”

Bill Bishop, ECE 224

*Girl removes sweater* “My god, she’s stripping! Sorry, when a person in the back row takes off her clothes, it attracts my attention.”

Peter Roe, NE 202

*While teaching Quantum Mechanics* “For those of you that like reality, forget it.”

David Cory, NE 232

“It’s almost the end of class, that’s why I am getting incoherent.”

Wing-Ki Liu, NE 217

“We must satisfy the ECE requirement for abusing their students.”

Karim, ECE 432

The circuit doesn’t own you. You own the circuit…dominate the circuit.
-Karim S Karim, NE 344

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