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Cuukeeng veet zee Svedeesh Cheff Bork!!

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Chuculete-a Cheep Mooffffeens

Prep Teeme-a: Den Meen Cuuk Teeme-a: dwenty Meen Reedy In: twirty Meen

Ingredeeents

1 ½ ummmm, tooooo frakshunny, … Doooble de rezipeee!!!!
tree coops ell-poorpuse-a fluoor
tree teespuuns bekeeng pooder
Uno coop vheete-a sooger
Uno teespuun selt
Doo coop meelk
Doo iggs
1/3 ??? bork!! Bork!! Alll de coop bootter…. meeeelted
Doo coop semeesveet chuculete-a cheeps

Durecshuns

Oooneee – Heet oofee tu treefify degrees fair-un-heet. Leeghtly greese-a oor leene-a twelllve mooffffeen coops. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Toooo – Ina lerge-a meexing bool, cumbeene-a zee fluoor, bekeeng pooder, sooger und selt. Um de hur de hur de hur. Stur in zee meelk, igg, bootter und chuculete-a cheeps. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Puoor better intu prepered mooffffeen coops oor flet buttumed ice-a creem cunes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Treee – Beke-a in preheeted oofee fur 15 tu 20 meenootes, unteel a tuuthpeeck inserted intu zee center ooff a mooffffeen cumes oooot cleun.

Fooor – Eeeet all de moofffeeeens!!!!

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