Good evening froshlings… welcome to our lair. We are vampires, the lords of the night. Originally hailing from Transylvania and infiltrating popular culture as Count Dracula, we are now best known for making girls swoon as the frighteningly charming Cullen family who only come out to suck (animal) blood, prey on high school girls and apparently… play baseball. We need your help to prove that we are the deadliest, most bloodsucking, sparkliest creatures out there. You can prepare for the week by jumping off things and pretending you are a bat, biting into strawberries and pretending the juice is blood, and rubbing baby powder all over yourself to get that “undead glow.”
We need you at your immortal peak for the week so we can take home the gold and prove once and for all that the brighter you sparkle, the brighter you shine.
Suck you later.
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