Miscellaneous

Light Brown – Lord of the Rings

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It began with the forming of the Great Faculties. Three were given to the Sciences, eternal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Math department, the great masters of the lecture halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the Arts department, who above all else desire power. For within these faculties was bound the strength and the will to instruct students.

But they were all of them deceived, for another faculty was made. Deep in the bowels of E5, in the fires of the Student Design Centre, the Dark Lords Edcom forged a master faculty, and into this faculty they poured their cruelty, their mischievousness and their will to study all life. Engineering: one faculty to rule them all.

Since then, some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. Myth became tradition. Join your Bigs and Huges on Tuesday September 4th for the start of an epic journey. You shall battle monstrous opponents, overcome trials, defend your allies, and be followed forever by the all-seeing eye of Edcom. Welcome to the Light Brown Fellowship, and with my hardhat, and my wrench and my pen we shall compete for dominance and rule all of Imaginationland!

Angela, Brent, David, Kyle & Patrick
Light Brown Huges

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