We Need to Build a Wall to Keep the Geese Out.

And we will get the geese to pay for it. To make it easy for the geese, we will accept geese excrement as a form of payment, since we can use it to help fuel UWaterloo.

It has been noticed that geese have been taking up our precious green space and never seem to leave it. These geese did not get a permit to come here.  How dare they have the audacity to take away valuable university space from our students.

For the construction, we will hire Bombardier to help build the wall, as they make airplanes; airplanes fly, geese fly, so let them design and build the wall. Don’t worry, even though the trains aren’t coming, the wall will come up in a matter of days. In addition, the civil, environment, and geological engineering classes will collaborate and make sure the construction goes smoothly without protest. Also, consulting with the environment students will make sure that this wall will be eco-friendly, unlike previous walls in Mexico and China. Remember, we need to save the environment as well.

The design of the wall will prevent geese from going over or under the wall. The wall will go around our campus and it will be 30 ft tall, such that geese can’t climb over.

In addition, we have highly trained campus wall police, consisting of Humans vs. Zombies champions from previous terms, to guard the wall and keep the geese out. This will also create new campus jobs as well, and the pay will be great too, just like how this university will be great again. In addition, there will be discussion on how this will create more co-op jobs for students other than Math and Engineering students (although they can do this job as well because we are inclusive of all students.  I don’t see degrees; everyone is a student and only a student (unless you are in CFM – what in the world is CFM?)).

Ground-breaking for the wall will start sometime soon – once it’s passed and gets approved. We’ll get the money.  I’m the best at getting the money.  We’ll make Kathleen Wynne pay for the wall.  I know she’s gone but we can still get her. I never lie.  It’s true.  It’s so true.  But if we don’t get Kathy then I’m sure we’ll get Andrea Horwath to pay for it. She loves giving out money.  She’s the best at throwing away money.  Anyway, all that matters is that I’ll get it.  And Waterloo will be great.  No more U of T. It’s going to be all about Waterloo.  MIT of the North, that’s what they say….but we’re going to make it so MIT is the Waterloo of the South.  Am I right?