Yo Chem Engs. You think the job market is rough? Well guess what, all that “learning” you’ve been doing for the last decade or so is about to be displaced. There’s a new, much more simple way to understand the physical world, without all of that bull about “tradeoffs”, “waste”, and “impracticalities” you use to justify your fevered attempt to kill the environment with all of your “chemicals”.
It’s real simple (no wonder you’re all going to hate it). Water has a memory. Like, if you throw stuff in there, it goddam remembers it. Mrs Macbeth, you think you got problems getting the blood off your hands? Washing with water won’t help. All a homoeopathist has to do is shake a sample of that water like a mad-man, put a drop into a larger bucket, shake that, repeat, and you’re as good as dead. It’s DNA-level incontrovertible evidence, and much better understood. Hell, I figured it out by reading a two-page pamphlet while drinking herbal tea and rubbing crystals on my rash.
So like I say, homeopathy is easy. You don’t need to be a doctor or an expert. Why? Because it has no side effects. It’s just that good. When you put something bad in a glass of water, the water remembers. It learns how to fight it, and can teach you. No wonder big-pharma hates us. We can fight everything from cancer to male-pattern baldness with nothing more than a speck of plutonium and a piece of hair. And a MASSIVE amount of water.
Now you probably have a whole bunch of pitiful excuses about why this doesn’t work “according” “to” “mainstream” “science”. I’ll try to address them here, but in case you don’t feel that my responses are adequate, let me assure you that you are an idiot or government shill. So, your first excuse is probably related to the Avocado’s number. You’ll say something like you can only dilute something 10,223 times before there’s less than one molecule per pill. Well then it’s good that homeopathy isn’t about molecules: it’s about energy. And as you “scientists” yourself say, energy is matter. Energy is mass times c. And I know my math. Unless c is 0, mass is energy. So the water uses the energy to make as many molecules as it needs. Your next excuse is that this goes against everything modern chemistry knows. Modern chemistry knows nothing. Just 5 minutes ago I asked a chemist if the coffee in the pot was hot, and he said yes. Well he was wrong. If you can’t even explain coffee, are you really that surprised that you can’t do medicine?
Whatever. Either you can see the truth or you’ll shortly die in some dangerous chemical test. If you actually took the time to understand how stuff really works you wouldn’t be in any danger. But I guess you’d rather keep believing you know everything than live a healthy organic life.
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