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Vladimir is the man that you need. Pay no attention to stupid fat American. Putin kick capitalist pig right in the donkey. Everyone who is a cold child follow glorious Putin. There is no comparison with this Donald Dump or Truck or whatever American name is.

Putin is KGB, have judo black belt and shoot tiger. Plus, he looks much better without shirt than American, because Glorious Mother Russia is cold and freeze all fat off. Trump has his Miss Americas, which Putin must admit is pretty sweet, but Putin has huge tracts of land. Putin owns Mother Russia and all of the little Russias. You might call these little Russias Georgia or Ukraine or maybe Middle East, but Putin loves them all.

Putin also have many nuclear missiles, which look like phallus. Of course, Putin has no need for surrogate phallus, but is nice to have. There is no need to fear North Korea or America when Putin is there to protect you with his strong arms.

Why do you not make Putin President of America? Putin has much experience, much better looking than Trump. Putin have no fake hair or makeup. Putin is always his true self. Why does America not accept Putin? Putin is good guy, nice guy. He will be what America deserves. This Trump guy, he have a lot of money, cars, but Putin have character. Can you buy love with money? Putin just wants to be loved by stupid Americans with their big guns. If you won’t love Putin, you will get what you deserve.

Putin hate shallow Americans who go with asshole like Trump for him money. Putin have nuclear missiles and he will show who really deserves America. Vote Putin 2016 and give Putin your love. Otherwise he will take it from you.

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