Homeopathy has baffled scientists for ages, in its ingenuity, simplicity, effectiveness, and most importantly, consistency in curing some of the shittiest diseases known to the shit of man. According to homeopathy, whichever substance causes the symptoms of disease in a healthy person will cure a disease in a sick person. There are many proponents to such a science, such as the famous Dr.Werner, who’s known in the medical community due to her wild, nonsensical theories and advances in this area of medicine.
A common type of medicine in homeopathy would be homeopathic pills. These pills come in packaging that states (extremely unclearly) its ingredients, somehow coaxing it’s consumers to believe that such ingredients are part of the pills that come in the bottle. These pills are prepared by using very strong active biological ingredients, such as histaminum hydrochloricum, or commonly known as zinc ashittia in the homeopathic world. But even though this ingredient has proven to be extremely ineffective in a few cases – there is a proven method of manufacturing that decreases its effectiveness even more. Dilution. By carrying out a sufficient dilution, one will be able to somehow create the most impotent homeopathic remedy. Through many homeopathic equations, it is somehow shown that the effectiveness of this medicine is inversely proportional to the effectiveness and concentration of active ingredients present in the medicine.
As such, a very popular prescription of this medicine would be the Oscillococcinum, commonly known as Oscillo. It is able to eradicate influenza for the rest of the user’s life. Oscillo originated in France, and was subsequently mainly manufactured there by a company called Boiron. Since the 1940’s, Oscillo has risen to fame in many groups of homeopaths given it’s amazing ability to deal with influenza, somehow. It is currently being used in more than 50 countries. Oscillo, among many other drugs developed by homeopaths, is proof that dilution really does somehow increase the ineffectiveness and therefore effectiveness of the medicine. The preparation is derived from duck liver and heart – the solution is then diluted to 200C, roughly one part of duck molecule per 10 to the 400 parts of water. This is just about as effective as any medicine can get, not just homeopathy. Because of this, the molecules will somehow leave an “imprint” in the dilution that causes a healing effect across the body. By following this brilliant line of logic, it only makes sense that the more dilute a solution is, the more of an imprint there will somehow be!
Above all of this, Dr.Werner has given a very compelling talk on the science of homeopathy. According to Dr.Werner, if one were to compress the mass of the entire universe down to a finite size, then our mass would be insignificant. Due to this, by using Einsteins famous equation of E = mc2 , we can somehow conclude that the m in the equation can be cancelled out, giving us the relation that energy is somehow in fact, light. Furthermore, she has unequivocally proved that light, matter and everything around us is based off of vibrating strings by saying that Stephen Hawkings had proposed the String Theory, somehow. This being the case, Dr.Werner proposed that if your neighbor’s dog were to shit on your lawn, somehow, you may take that shit charged with energy (as it is full of vibrating strings according to Stephen Hawkings’ String Theory) and throws it at your neighbor’s house, using it as a bomb of pure energy. That’s what bombs are made of, right? Vibrating strings and pure energy somehow.
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