Editor’s Note: This article is published in print as part of The Tin Soldier – a satirical and humorous insert published with the final issue of each university term. Articles that are part of The Tin Soldier are not meant to be taken literally or seriously.
The Tin Soldier is taking a do-it-yourself approach to sudoku this week as a result of an unfortunate labour dispute with the union for our sudoku creation monkeys. The labour dispute originated with many of The Tin Soldier staff members taking sick leave. Many have brought up an apparent iron deficiency. This deficiency has been linked to the complete lack of iron in the cafeteria at The Tin Solder. The Tin Soldier is taking every effort possible to alleviate the situation, but is unwilling to increase the iron served or provide any health insurance that covers iron supplements. The Tin Soldier strongly believes that tin is better than iron and is unwilling to provide any support for those that might believe otherwise; whether or not The Tin Soldier is right or wrong. Please stay true to the grass-roots spirit of The Tin Soldier and take this time to make this sudoku puzzle for yourself. It can be fun, and will save The Tin Soldier the cost of resolving the labour dispute.
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