Checklistz (With a Z): Things to do During Frosh Week

Hey guys and girls and engineers! Welcome to Waterloo! We know you are super-excited to be here and cannot wait to experience the university life you have heard so much about. Just keep in mind that fun will only fall onto your lap so many times. To really get the most out of your time in university, you need to take some initiative. Here’s a list of things for you to do during Frosh Week to help you get started:

[   ] 1. Earn your hardhat

[   ] 2. Wear protection (hardhat)

[   ] 3. Wear protection (not hardhat (condom (like, for sex)))

[   ] 4. Meet someone from each faculty

[   ] 5. Meet upper-years

[   ] 6. P.O.E.T.S.

[   ] 7. Impress EDCOM

[   ] 8. Don’t piss off EDCOM

[   ] 9. Go from DWE to MC without stepping outside

[   ] 10. Find the Chamber of Secrets

[   ] 11. Don’t lose the game

[   ] 12. Visit the petting zoo

[   ] 13. Explore the trails around campus

[   ] 14. Find the swimming pool in PAC

[   ] 15. Find the art gallery at ECH

[   ] 16. Try food from the CnD

[   ] 17. Find a window in MC

[   ] 18. Find a windowless room in E5

[   ] 19. Meet an international student

[   ] 20. Find out what your program actually is about

[   ] 21. Learn what it means to be PURPLE

[   ] 22. Find the First Year Office

[   ] 23. Find all the engineering computer labs (Fulcrum, Helix, Lever, Multi-Media, Pulley, Wedge, WEEF, Wheel, Gear)

[   ] 24. Get to know your don

[   ] 25. Find out how many days until IRS

[   ] 26. Find CPH 1337

[   ] 27. Update your resume in HTML

[   ] 28. Don’t get dehydrated

[   ] 29. Explore the Waterloo Area (including Uptown and Conestoga)

[   ] 30. Get your Watcard

[   ] 31. Have a pillow fight

So what do you get for completing the list? Nothing! How about satisfaction? Why are you so greedy? Jeez, kids these days.