Dear sirs and madams,
You are hereby cordially invited to Sir Reginald III’s Etiquette Symposium. Therein ye shall learn the secrets to being a true gentleman or lady of the highest class. The series will show you various facets of etiquette and cultured mannerisms, such as proper composure while dining and other titillating morsels of high society. I do implore you to explore the next step, and thus be trained to befit even the Queen’s own table. Details will be conveniently posted outside of the Orifice at the earliest possibility.
Tally forth, sirs and madams. High society awaits.
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