Worries Over Goose-Like Behavior Observed in EngSoc Running Club

There’s always a certain time of year when the snow finally starts to get the hell out of here and we finally start to see some sunshine and a faint glimmer of hope. Unfortunately, the Canada Goose, Waterloo’s most hated native devil-child-animal, often comes beastly-wing-in-hand with this season change. You can almost instantly tell when they lurk back to campus and start honking and pooping pretty much everywhere. Some even more frightening things have been spotted this particular spring however, as some unusual pack-like behavior has gotten into the Running Club. Recent sightings of the group running in V-like formations and certain members starting to perch on campus buildings and form nests in odd locations have lead most to believe that they’ve started drinking out of the E2 fountain again. Warning to all readers: when they start nesting in the spring they become exceptionally aggressive. Problem is, unlike the fat geese on campus, these guys can run FAST!