‘Tis the season to be studying! With exams creeping up, the holidays are still a long way away. It’s much too early to be jolly when you’ve got calc on the brain. So for now, forget the Christmas carols and sing these Study Carols (ha. ha. pun.)
The 14 Days of Finals
On the ____ day of finals, my uni gave to me:
A sleeping bag to use at DC
2 in a row
3 headaches
4 hours sleep
5 more to go!
6 cups of coffee
7 AM cramming
8 textbooks open
9 nights of reading
10 huge equations
11 meals of pizza
12 times on Facebook
13 dumb mistakes
14 days too many
Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Student
Rudolph the brown-nosed student had a very keener glow,
And if you ever quizzed him, there isn’t much he wouldn’t know.
All of the best professors, knew him on a first-name base,
But they even sighed when Rudolph, complimented them in class.
Then one foggy midterm week, Dean Sedra came to say,
“Rudolph with your nose so brown, stop or I’ll curve your marks down!”
Then all the students loved him (the Dean),
As they shouted in relief,
“Rudolph the brown-nosed student, suck up less and just study!”
Wiki Wonderland
All term in class, were you listening?
Or were you snoozing and you missed things?
It might’ve felt good,
But now you feel screwed,
Clicking through a Wiki Wonderland
Gone away is the textbook,
Here to stay is your netbook,
Nothing you’ve seen,
Makes sense ‘till you’ve been,
Clicking through a Wiki Wonderland
In the morning we can build a new page,
Then pretend that c is speed of sound,
They’ll say “citation needed”
We’ll say “No man,
But maybe we should focus on exams”
Later on we’ll perspire,
As we cram to the wire,
To write unafraid,
And get a pass grade,
Clicking through a Wiki Wonderland
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