DEDICATED TO THE 1A NANOS
I do not like it in the lab.
It makes me sad, it makes me drab.
My patience goes right down the drain.
It strains my wrists and racks my brain.
It makes my life ten times as hard.
I’m sure that it will leave me scarred.
I sure hate MATLAB, it makes me curse.
I sure hate MATLAB, it can’t get worse.
I’m always just one comma off.
My function coding it does scoff.
My operator’s never right.
“Scalar or vector?” is my plight.
Parentheses make me want to yell.
“Imbalanced brackets”, what the hell?
I sure hate MATLAB, why oh why?
I sure hate MATLAB, it makes me cry.
Comments seem like such a chore.
And should my loops be “while” or “for”?
The graphs are indeed very pretty.
It’s just that I can’t plot them, pity.
Syntax this and format that.
Matrix error, what’s “vertcat”?
I sure hate MATLAB, it’s not my friend.
I sure hate MATLAB, when will it end?
I do not like it in the lab.
It makes me sad, it makes me drab.
I’m just too tired and too depressed
To ensure the right buttons are pressed.
Maybe one day I’ll use it well.
But just for now I am in hell.
I sure hate MATLAB, can’t you tell?
I sure hate MATLAB, Elkamel.
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