Humour

Prof Quotes

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  • “When dealing with computers, I think I know why people become alcoholics” – Dr. E Daub NE224
  • “Loving is knowing, you always love the music you know, even if it’s Lady Gaga” – Dr. E. Prouzet NE225
  • “I’ve been up since 4:30am, not in the fun drinking way, the crying baby way” – Dr. Derek Wright ECE241
  • “The transient is like a hobo, it does similar things. A hobo would hop on a boxcar and go eat some canned beans somewhere.” – Dr. Derek Wright ECE241
  • “If a function f is strictly monotonic, so it’s boring” – Prof. Zoran Miskovic MATH116
  • “We could do away with these if we just got rid of the artsies” (in response to the overhead projector being in the way) – Prof. Douglas Harder ECE204
  • “What goes in, must come out.” – M. Robinson, CHE200

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