“We weren’t meant to drink our mother’s milk our whole life, that would just be weird.” – Weber, CHE 161
“In OSes, you always want to kill the entire family, otherwise you’ll have children running around the OS without parents.” -S. Fischmeister, ECE 354
“I told my date that my tile bathroom floor is really beautiful, and that she should come see it.” – Henneke, ChE 241
“I’m like 007 calling for help.” – Simon, ChE 231
(Talking about another prof) “You tell him that degrees kelvin is wrong, and if he disagrees I’ll spank his… hand.” – Henneke, ChE 241
” It’s ok, you don’t need to memorize this, I can’t even remember this” – Wang, ECE 342