profQuotes

“Not all Newtons are equivalent. Some have figs in them”
– A. Hajian, SYDE 312
“I always get excited when I present this result!”
– T. Duever, CHE 325
“You can blame Waterloo for your nightmares”
– B. Epling, CHE 311
“We all hate petro, but you can go into it, make lots of money and save the world through donation.”
– B. Epling, CHE 311
“The Internet is like a big wall that everyone can draw on with markers.”
– S. Cameron, STV 302
“Hund’s Rule: There cannot be two tigers in one mountain.”
– K. Wang, ECE 209
“If you still don’t understand it [Schrodinger’s Equation] by now, you have to just accept it.”
-K. Wang, ECE 209
“I used it because I’m smarter than you guys.”
– P. Das, ECE 309
Prof: “Whatever I did [as an undergrad] I don’t mind if my students do.”
Student: “Did you cheat on exams?”
Prof: “Yes I did.”
– P. Das, ECE 309