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Prof Quotes

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“If you’ve studied for the midterm, go have a coffee, take a walk, check to see if another government has been overthrown….” – Nairn, ECE 444

Talking about window seals: “this isn’t a walrus it’s a seal!” – Straube, CIVE 507

“Did you know that Elvis died on the toilet? What a way to go!” – Orend, PHIL 315

“Zero cannot equal one.” – Beltos, MATH215

“Lava: You can out run it but it will destroy your house. Or your castle.” – Evans, EARTH 438

“Engineering is the field of estimation. 2 + 2 is greater than 4 for all large values of 2.” – Renksizbulut, ME 557

“We don’t have to do this function, just in principle” – Shalit, MATH 211

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