Hear Ye, Hear Ye, welcome to thy Long Long Review. ‘Tis a wondrous column wherst I review thy favourite long tale with an outrageous word count. The tale of th’week is the most magnificent of tales. The most glorious of adventures! The Bible…
Hey, Mr. Editor here *waves*. As you can probably see this is going to be a horrendous and probably offensive mess. This is especially apparent to those of you who read the last edition of the Long Long Review (Seriously, who talks about a 3 word poem for 1200 words). But that’s besides the point. After talking with the last term’s EIC who is still upset over the “poke funning of” and the lion joke, we’ve decided to cut out all the terribly long and boring parts of this column and just skip right to the ending. And no this was not a play on the Princess Bride. Sooooo, back to the column!
As you can see ‘tis a wondrous read detailing the story of yesteryears. For ye next version of thine column I shall discuss the difference between all the books called “The Road”.
Mr. Editor again *waves*. See? Wasn’t that much better? Anyway, toodle doo!
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