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Edcom Lore

Edcom are only seen during oweek. The rest of the year, they are cryogenically frozen within the basement of RCH.

Edcom are the top 2% of their class and hand picked by the Dean.

Edcom can bench over 300 lbs.

Edcom never laughs. Edcom laughing is a glitch in the matrix.

Edcom can smell colours invisible to you.

Edcom’s sees fragrances odorless to you.

Edcom wears oversized aviators, custom designed by Edna Mode, to protect their massive eyes.

Edcom’s favourite artist is Taylor Swift.

Every Edcom has a trading card.

Edcom’s loves burned bagels; they are Edcom’s favourite food.

Only Edcom can beat a goose in a fight. Edcom > Goose > everyone else.

Edcom likes brackets ().

Edcom’s favourite show is VeggieTales.

Edcom shall always be adressed as “Boss Edcom Boss”.

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