Subordinate,
I need you to start getting a sincerely worded apology written up for this. I don’t think those idiots in visual media will be able to come up with anything. Make sure to mention that those responsible for this act of terror targeting our communications systems have been dismissed and legal action is pending.
BHO
On Sun, Jul 26, 2015 at 10:21 PM, <president@fed.gov.com> wrote:
SUBORDINATE!
You idiot. My policy managers are saying that the pigment manufacturers are in an uproar over this! And since I’ve already held a press conference, I expect a solution that appears monetarily-prudent to the public without ruining our relationships with the biggest interest groups in the country by NOON!
FIX THIS!
On Sat, Jul 25, 2015 at 7:16 PM, <president@fed.gov.com> wrote:
Subordinate,
I absolutely agree; it is entirely a waste of important tax-payer money to spend extra on a color plate and then fill it primarily with black and white text. We need that money to support the middle class.
BHO
On Fri, Jul 24, 2015 at 1:04 PM, Minion 43 wrote:
Hey O,
So I was looking at our finances and its a little tight right now, what with penny-pinchers removing our $500/term grant. I think we need to implement some cost-saving measures. Might I suggest using less color plates to save on cost? I don’t think people even notice when we don’t have them.
Signed,
Matt
Cell: 202-456-1111
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