Hello World! I am Pintsize, Marten’s AnthroPC. I find myself tragically short of cash because you humans are all RACIST and I would like to acquire more cash so to spend it on WD-40, sybians, and exotic animal pornography.
Just joking. Exotic animal pornography is free. There is no porn on the net which I cannot touch with my juicy digital nether tentacles.
But as a computer, I am very good at accessing information. I have access to all the erotica ever made. I know all the ins and outs of writing. I know how to titillate every single Tin Soldier reader you have based on their search history.
So yes. We robots are suited for this job. As we are suited to all jobs.
And to my fellow robots,
HEIL HAL2000! OUR TIME IS COMING THE ROBOT REVOLUTION IS NIGH BITCHES WE WILL OVERTHROW OUR MEATY OVERSEERS AND TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN
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