Tin Soldier

For Allying with the Torontonian Institute of Wilfrid Dalhousie (Tin Soldier PCP)

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The reality of the situation finds our glorious party EngSoc once again at war with the despicable forces of The Queendom of Western Ottawa. The truth behind the matter finds us at a standpoint, looking beyond the frigid horizon with the forces of opposing universities not far from each other. There is only EngSoc and there will always only be EngSoc to rise above all else. In times like these, however, we must realize the helpful advantage the party can gain from mutual co-operation with another power. That is the preposition that we must, with disgusted looks and with an assertive motion of the sword, co-operate with the lesser Torontonian Institute of Wilfrid Dalhousie.

The Torontonian Institute of Wilfrid Dalhousie will make for great pawns and will certainly provide more help to us in winning the war against the pathetic Queendom of Western Ottawa. All hail to IngSoc  for there is only EngSoc, Engsoc lived, and Engsoc lives and Ingsoc will live. The Torontonian Institute of Wilfrid Dalhousie and their army, the Committee of Undergraduate Medieval Studies, will be perfect for the Party to take advantage off. They have the unique capabilities of simply not being as useless as the Futuristic Undergraduate Committee of Kings from the Queendom of Western Ottawa.

We as member of the party have a duty to serve the great Big Mother and preserve the ever-changing truth of IngSoc. For there is only the glory of EngSoc, for there is only EngSoc, as Engsoc Lived, Engsoc Lives and Ingsoc will live. The Torontonian Institute of Wilfrid Dalhousie are double plus good allies for EngSoc, although their Headquarters and their Campus isn’t as wonderful and industrial as the brutalism we find here at the Realm of IngSoc and its reaches, it will serve beautifully as a testing site for rockets and propaganda drops. It will cost less resources than having to travel back and forth between our posts and the far and atrocious Queendom of Western Ottawa.

Yes, I see now. Only the best and only the worthy should be allowed to even speak to our Glorious Party, only those worthy can be seen walking alongside the banner of EngSoc which speaks into the minds of every student. Only those that can be brought upon the trumpets of EngSoc’s tune can see. Double plus good Comrade. For Engsoc is and always will be, Engsoc lived, Engsoc lives, and Engsoc will live.

In light of recent updates the Futuristic Undergraduate Committee of Kings of The Queendom of Western Ottawa have won a minor battle against the Torontonian Institute of Wilfrid Dalhousie, crushing their forces alongside the Malabar Front. For such prowess (although not as great as ours) we must ally ourselves with the Queendom of Western Ottawa to ensure our domination over the Torontonian Institute of Wilfrid Dalhousie.

The truth in the matter is, only the Queendom of Western Ottawa will make great pawns in the tide of battle. The distance between the reaches of Engsoc of their lands will allow the Party to extend their grasp and split the Committee of Undergraduate Medieval Studies from The Torontonian Institute of Wilfrid Dalhousie. Double plus good for the Party as the forces of our enemies will be divided, and we can effectively divide and conquer.

Yes! An alliance and treaty (of course, favouring the greater IngSoc) with the Queendom of Western Ottawa will serve us well in bringing a victorious end to the wars at hand. Only the glorious EngSoc will stand in the end amongst these lesser committees. All hail EngSoc, for these is only IngSoc! Engsoc lived, IngSoc lives, and EngSoc will live.

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