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Colour Group: Light Brown: Planet of the Apes

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Do you recognize this planet that you have just stepped on to? Yes? Think again, young, untested froshling… What may look, and sound like the University of Waterloo on planet Earth is actually….the Planet of the Apes! And us, the Light Brown team, will be the rulers! Welcome, new Frosh, to Orientation Week 2014! O-Week will be the first of many obstacles in your path to become an engineer, but through our ingenuity, medically advanced brainpower, and opposable toes, the Planet of the Apes will overcome all challengers!

We know that we have the best of the best wannabe-engineers from all over the world, but these are the big leagues now! You will need all of your skills and knowledge to rule the jungle that is Engineering O-Week, but you will not be alone. Your Huge and Big ape leaders will direct you where to throw your poo…………rly rhymed cheers (and will even throw some of their own!).
So come, unite our monkey brethren, and we shall Mighty Joe Young stomp over all the competition! Get ready to monkey around (heh..see what we did there?) Bonus points for bringing bananas everyday!

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