LETTER FROM THE EDITOR: INSTABILITY SPEED

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVING SWELL DAY, EH? I ONLY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FATHER PREVIOUSLY BUT I NEGLECT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY AUNT, MY MOTHER, MY GRANDMOTHER, MY GRANDFATHER, GEORGE BUSH, JUSTIN BIEBER, JESUS AND BEER. THANK YOU!

I WOULD LIKE TO START OFF BY MAKE SOME CORRECTION TO PREVIOUS ISSUE. IN PREVIOUS ISSUE, I ADD ARTICLES TO PAPER AND PUT BYLINES NEXT TO ARTICLES, AND I APOLOGIZE FOR MISTAKE.

ALSO, I WANT TO UPDATE ON MONEY UPGRADE THIS TERM. I HAS BOUGHT MANY CUSTOM WINDOWS COMPUTER. APPLE ARE DUMB. SO ARE ORANGE AND LEMON AND PINEAPPLE. WHO NAME COMPUTER AFTER FRUIT? WINDOWS COMPUTER WILL HELP WITH OFFICE PRODUCTIVITY (IT HAS MICROSOFT OFFICE) AND HAS SOME KICKASS GAMES THAT I PWN MY DOTA FRIENDS IN ON REGULAR BASIS. AS I ALWAYS SAY, IF YOU CAN’T FRAG NOOBS ON YOUR SWEET RIG, IT’S NOT WORTH BUYING, AMIRITE? YOU AND ME BOTH BRUDDA.

NEXTLY, I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS THE ART OF WASHING OF HAND IN BATHROOM. MANY ENGINEER GO BY BATHROOM WITHOUT WASHING HAND AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS ISSUE IN MY HIGH-PROFILE EDITORIAL READ BY ALL.  THE ART OF HAND WASH IS UNDERSTANDABLE FOR ALL THROUGH 8 SIMPLE STEP AS I WILL OUTLINE IN MY 5 STEP PLAN:

1. USING FIBROUS SHEET OR OPTIONAL KIMWIPE, ROTATE GEAR COUNTERCLOCKWISE ON HYDRATING DEVICE UNTIL PROPER FLOW RATE ACHIEVED (ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: DRAIN THE MAIN VEIN)

2. INSERT APPENDAGES INTO HYDRATING DEVICE, ROTATING FREQUENTLY FOR MAXIMUM SURFACE AREA COVERAGE.

3. CONTINUE MOISTENING APPENDAGES WHILE SINGING HERE’S TO SONG, GODIVA HYMN, OR OTHER APPROPRIATE SONG FOR PUBLIC WASHROOM.

4. END MOISTENING BY REMOVING APPENDAGE FROM HYDRATING DEVICE.

5. USING FIBROUS SHEET OR OPTIONAL KIMWIPE (A NEW ONE YOU DIRTBAG), ROTATE GEAR CLOCKWISE ON HYDRATING DEVICE UNTIL FLOW RATE = 0 L/s, DERIVATIVE OF FLOW RATE = 0 L/s^2, DERIVATIVE OF DERIVATIVE OF FLOW RATE = 0 L/s^3, AND INTEGRAL OF FLOW RATE = 0 L.

6. USING FIBROUS SHEET OR OPTIONAL KIMWIPE (MAY REUSE PREVIOUS ONE AT OWN RISK), WIPE APPENDAGES WITH FIBROUS SHEET OR OPTIONAL KIMWIPE UNTIL DRY.

7. DISPOSE OF FIBROUS SHEET OR OPTIONAL KIMWIPE AT NEARBY WASTE BEAKER.

8. EXIT BATHROOM

9. I DESPISE LISTS, THEY SHOULD BE BANISH TO END OF HELL.

GREAT LORDS OF AZEROTH, I HAVE DESPISE OF THE SADNESS UPON WHICH INDESIGN LAY ITS GROTESQUE VISAGE. I WANT TO SHARE MOR…T..PS BUT THESE COMPUTER NOT W….K AS I DE…RE. WH….THI…G….AR.G.AG…..GE.G.H….II…………………………………………………………….

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A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent you from completing your issue. This is not the first time you’ve seen this Stop error screen, but restart your computer anyway.

If this screen appears again, which it will, follow these steps:

Check to be sure you have adequate disk space. If a driver is identified in the Stop message, disable the driver or check with the manufacturer for driver updates. Try changing video adapters.

Check with your hardware vendor for any BIOS updates. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup options, do the chicken dance, insert noodly appendages into orifices on your PC, toss furniture across the room, yell at your dutiful writers and editors, go for a “walk”, make horking noises, remove eyeballs, punt PC, and then select Safe Mode.

Technical information:

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Contact no one, because no one can help you now.
DFTBA!