Again, we were not quick enough; another set of VPs have ridden the unicorn’s back into the rainbow-filled distance. Like before, our VP Externals and VP Internal have decided to leave Waterloo to pursue a new career in spreading the fashion word. While they refused to say more about their current mission, recent sightings by #auntyknowsbetter say that they’re crusading for harem pants, short shorts for men, and, the ever-popular, socks and sandals. Before making their departure, they were often heard saying, “a career in engineering is as ill-fitting to me as mommy jeans.”
Due to this sudden departure of another set of VPs, Jon Martin, CRO extraordinaire, has vowed to never leave uWaterloo. His crusade to bring them back by committing fashion blasphemy (like donning Bjork’s swan or wearing neon-coloured tracksuits) have all been in vain. He says that “his work will never be complete until he can ensure that ratifications will only happen once a term.” Unfortunately for him, there has been no response to his endeavours as “his majestic beard helps him pull of any look he chooses to show off.” As a third party just weighing in on the matter, #auntyknowsbetter has released the following statement: “Jon, you are out of luck with these girls and you will stay at Waterloo forever. So much for the seven-year rule.”
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