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Rainbow Sprinkle Separation Associate

Prism Jimmies
Job Posting Status: Approved
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Job Posting Information
Term Posted: 2020 July to 2021 June
Position Type: Full-time
Level:
Senior
Job Title: Rainbow Sprinkle Separation Associate
Job Openings: 20
Job Category (NOC): 2241 Electrical and Electronics Engineering Technologists and Technicians
Region: ON - Toronto
Start Date: 04/15/2021
Job Summary: Our machine only makes rainbow sprinkles. Seeking co-op students to separate them into pink, purple, red, blue, green, white, yellow and orange, in that order.
Job Responsibilities: The responsibilities include:
  • Identifying sprinkles by their colours
  • Separating sprinkles by their colours
  • Sorting each colour of sprinkle into distinct containers
Required Skills: Knowledge, Skills and Experience Requirements
  • Attention to detail
  • Extreme levels of patience
  • Nimble fingers
  • Colour vision
Compensation and Benefits Information: We pay our co-ops a strict flat rate of $15.00/hour for a 37.5 hour work week. We encourage you to take the opportunity to invest in our company through unpaid overtime!
Targeted Degrees and Disciplines:
Targeted Clusters
Faculty - Engineering
Application Delivery
Apply through WaterlooWorks or direct via email
Application Deadline: March 31, 2021 11:59 PM
If by eMail, send to: iwarrior@uwaterloo.ca
Application Documents Required: University of Waterloo Co-op Work History, Cover Letter, Resume, Grade Report
Company Info
Organization: Prism Jimmies
Division: Divisional Office
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