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Job ID: 562910 Advanced Research Team Lead (Senior Student) - Camp Counselor

Visible Acres Mennonite Camp
Job Posting Status: Approved
Internal Status Open for Applications
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Job Posting Information
Term Posted: 2021 April to 2021 September
Position Type: Full-time
Level:
Bachelors
Job Title: Advanced Research Team Lead (Senior Student) - Camp Counselor
Job Openings: 35
Job Category (NOC): 2241 Electrical and Electronics Engineering Technologists and Technicians
Region: ON - Toronto
Start Date: 05/15/2021
Job Summary: We want a student who is passionate and knowledgable in all things AI. We are a team of highly experience program developers. If you are looking for a career and love a challenge, we want to meet you.
The role of this student positon is to be responsible for cleaning an mainetance of the washroom facilties and all activities related to the plumbing systems. You will also be granted one hour of social contact which will consist of children throwing yogurt at you.
Job Responsibilities: The responsibilities include:
  • Analyze engineering specifications and customer requirements in washroom facilties
  • Design children's programming
  • Size and select appropriate purchased components such a toilet brushes
  • Assist the team in manual labour as required
  • Prepare documentation including set-up manuals and service manuals
Required Skills: Knowledge, Skills and Experience Requirements
  • Ability to use CAD tools effectively
  • 2 years contributing to open source projects
  • A post secondary diploma or degree in engineering or equivalent and a minimum of 3-5 years experience
  • Desperation to get a job
Targeted Degrees and Disciplines:
Targeted Clusters
Faculty - Engineering
Application Delivery
Application Deadline: April 30, 2021 11:59 PM
Application Delivery: Apply direct via email
If by eMail, send to: iwarrior@uwaterloo.ca
If by Website, go to:
Application Documents Required: Cover letter only
Company Info
Organization: Visible Acres Mennonite Camp
Division: Divisional Office
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