Recipes That Make No Sense

Akanksha Joshi - 2A Biomedical
Posted on: November 27, 2019

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Banana Bread

Don’t you just love a good banana loaf? It’s the perfect thing to take to a potluck or get-together with friends. Well, your days of store-bought banana loaves are over, because now you can make your own with this simple and easy recipe!

Ingredients:

  • Loaf of bread
  • Bananas

Directions:

  1. Buy a loaf of normal sliced bread from your local supermarket (can be white or whole wheat).
  2. Buy one banana for every slice of bread.
  3. Mash each banana and spread onto each bread slice.
  4. Stick all of the bread slices together, and hope that the mashed banana doesn’t come apart.
  5. Voila! You now have banana bread!

Deviled Eggs

It’s the weekend, and you’re feeling a little creative. Why not try and make some deviled eggs for breakfast? Well, you’re in luck, this simple yet delicious recipe is sure to make your morning meal a delicious treat!

Ingredients:

  • Eggs (you can choose how many)
  • Red bell peppers (they have to be red!)

Directions:

  1. Boil the eggs in hot water for 1 hour.
  2. Remove the eggs from the hot water and peel off the shell.
  3. Take a knife and carve out little devil horns from the red bell peppers.
  4. Stick two devil horns into the tops of the hard-boiled eggs.
  5. Enjoy!

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