Tin Soldier

The Resistance Team Fights Back

Justin Trudeau has been threatening the Canadian economy with his deceptive federally imposed carbon tax. However, Trudeau has proven no match for the strong-willed, ethnically-diverse team of Canadians: the Resistance. Led by Andrew Scheer, Stephen Harper gen. 2.0, the Resistance has dedicated themselves to fighting for laws that line the pockets of their rich donors (and whatever helps the people too, I guess).

They have fighters in every region of the nation: from Scott Moe Pollution in Saskatchewan to Doug Can’t Afford No Tax in Ontario and they will stop at nothing to ensure that Canada is number one in carbon pollution.

They will use their smarts, determination and white privilege to get the job done, even if it means sending out an angry tweet every night because they are fighting for the economy.

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