So What’s Your Point???

VP EDGY - Almost a Disruptive 4th Year
Posted on: July 16, 2016

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- Hei guyz

- Newz from the faculty

- Recently came to light that Engineering is a concise profession

- People fluff up deliverables to meet word counts

- We are super busy, blunt people

- Ain’t nobody got time to waste on sentences

- All reports, papers and assignments must now be in point form

- Scrap the “the”s

- Leave out the punctuation

- Skip dat BS

- Anticipated paper savings from work term reports are 97%

- Higher than spring employment rate… ha ha

- The new system goes into effect August 2017

- To be on trial for 3 years

- So start writing yo final exams in point form

- Especially the STV ones

- Trim dem essays down to the keyest of key words

- And the fluid mechanics ones

- But remember not to confuse the -’s with minus signs

- Deliverables will lose marks if points go to the next line on Word

- The use of too many “the”s will lead to a fail

- This article probably fails, good thing it’s not marked

- The admissions AIF will also be submitted in point form, aww yiss

- If you have feedback on the system

- A huge post will be made on Facebook and it will explode with traffic

- But you can only join the conversation if you are civil

- Buildings-bridges-rivers-roads civil tho, not polite civil

- Something something last IW update

- This VP is done

- She might still want to change PD

- Peace out

- Have fun

- May your technical writing be super concise

- It’ll get your point(s) across