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Trudeau Dynasty

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This fall, Justin Trudeau became the 23rd Prime Minister of our great nation of Canada. If you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months you might not have heard that he is the son of Pierre Elliot Trudeau, the 15th Prime Minister of Canada, from 1968-79 and again from 1980-84. Justin grew up in the Prime Minister’s residence at 22 Sussex Drive in Ottawa, and many think that his whole motivation for becoming the leader of our nation was to go back home again.

Now begins the Two-deau era. Justin has been secretly putting plans into place to revert Canada back to the state it was in when his father was in power. Stadiums across the country are preparing for a massive tour by Elton John in the New Year, and in early 2016 movies like the Godfather, Star Wars, Jaws and Alien will be aired in theatres nationwide. Canada will also be taking their second chance to join the Vietnam War.

Justin is only the second step of the Trudeau dynasty, though. The Trudeau family are carefully grooming for their third generation Prime Minister. There are rumours that Justin’s children Xavier, Hadrien and Ella-Grace are being trained to be the pure trifecta of Canadiana; one a Prime Minister, one an NHL player and one a peacekeeping general. Further to that, no roles have been given to the children, so all of them are receiving training in every aspect. It is plausible that all three could do any or all of the jobs.

The Trudeau dynasty is meant to change the fabric of the world. In thousands of years Canadian children will be taught of the deeds of a dynasty that lasted hundreds of years. The Trudeau dynasty will go down among the greatest dynasties of all time, along with the Caesars or Rome and the Shang Dynasty of China, and we are here for the start of it.

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