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OMG OOber driver is da                     !  OMG you will make sure they won’t be da one dat                        (verb) away! De answer: Move over                         , OOber for                     (noun) has finally arrived. Da              is coming true! This one time at                      ol’ Madame                        told you dat you woud ave to                 to make da                 like you by                               and possibly                         dancing with a                           and on a                     at a                  . Take a                        with your Uber driver                     chat it using the #OMG                     . Wayyt you need to stop at a                       store because you don’t have any                         . Ugh that is soooo                 ! #                    problems. OMG did you see that the OOber driver                          rock that                     out to                         on OOtoob?! #                        , #                    ,  #                   !!!!. Don’t forget to take a                          and post it on                        . And it not kUaLiTy            if you don’t take it using a oober long                   . Finally make sure you xcrete lots  of                 since studees show dat making hygher your                intake will make hygher your                  and your overall        with             .

 

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