EngSoc

Incoming VP-Internal Report

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Hello again, it has been awhile since we last talked. The days are shorter, the nights are longer, and the executives are newer. It has been brought to my attention that the village has chosen me as their representative of internal matters. This did not come to me by surprise due to the fact no one else was interested in said position. I’m feeling excited and nervous at the same time; it is a strange feeling, but a good feeling none the less. Excited for the good times and nervous for not wanting to let people down.
When we spoke last, I discussed the position and declared my love for EngSoc, but now… now that love has blossomed into a beautiful relationship, like the dew on a summer’s leaf, I long for the touch of EngSoc, and hope to become one with it. I am but like a fawn, walking for the first time, but I desire to stride longer and stronger through the forest. For I am your executive. With my comrades by my side there is nothing that can’t be accomplished, no goal, ungoalable, no task, untaskable, no duty, undutyable and at last no challenge, unchallengeable.
It is getting cold now, and I feel the onset of sleep grasping me in its cold dark hands, so I write this last bit now for you. Yes, you read correctly, you. If there is anything you need or desire, I beg of you, do so with haste, and scribe me your comments. I will be waiting.
Love,
Peter Kelly

Hello again, it has been awhile since we last talked. The days are shorter, the nights are longer, and the executives are newer. It has been brought to my attention that the village has chosen me as their representative of internal matters. This did not come to me by surprise due to the fact no one else was interested in said position. I’m feeling excited and nervous at the same time; it is a strange feeling, but a good feeling none the less. Excited for the good times and nervous for not wanting to let people down.
When we spoke last, I discussed the position and declared my love for EngSoc, but now… now that love has blossomed into a beautiful relationship, like the dew on a summer’s leaf, I long for the touch of EngSoc, and hope to become one with it. I am but like a fawn, walking for the first time, but I desire to stride longer and stronger through the forest. For I am your executive. With my comrades by my side there is nothing that can’t be accomplished, no goal, ungoalable, no task, untaskable, no duty, undutyable and at last no challenge, unchallengeable.
It is getting cold now, and I feel the onset of sleep grasping me in its cold dark hands, so I write this last bit now for you. Yes, you read correctly, you. If there is anything you need or desire, I beg of you, do so with haste, and scribe me your comments. I will be waiting.
Love,Peter Kelly

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